After Earth (2013) – Movie Review

After Earth (2013) – Movie Review

Movie Review –

After Earth 2013 was an extremely slow, pointless movie. The only things I can say good about the film are, the graphics were great; and that the marketing promoted some great story that never came to light. This film almost put us all to sleep, many times over; we weren’t gonna watch it at all but out of boredom we gave it a shot to see if we were wrong about what we thought before we saw it; we weren’t the movie is lame. The script was basically chopped in so many ways to squeeze all of the overage into smaller bits which made the movie stupid. It was a race to get from point A to point B, with everything going wrong that could; they might as well have had stops in the trip to tie shoes; plot-line was a failure. This is the worst film I’ve ever saw that featured Will Smith.

Our Rating based on 1-5 Stars: 1 star

IMDB Info –

A crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity’s escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help.

Plot or Story Line –

One thousand years after cataclysmic events forced humanity’s escape from Earth, Nova Prime has become mankind’s new home. Legendary General Cypher Raige returns from an extended tour of duty to his estranged family, ready to be a father to his 13-year-old son, Kitai. When an asteroid storm damages Cypher and Kitai’s craft, they crash-land on a now unfamiliar and dangerous Earth. As his father lies dying in the cockpit, Kitai must trek across the hostile terrain to recover their rescue beacon. His whole life, Kitai has wanted nothing more than to be a soldier like his father. Today, he gets his chance.

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