The Witch (2015) – Movie Review

The Witch (2015) – Movie Review


Movie Review –

I’m shocked after having such a huge interest in watching The Witch (2015) and seeing what I was expecting to see expose itself to be a complete cluster of crap. All the reviews talking about how great of a film it is makes me wonder how much those people were paid to post those lies, this film is complete garbage. After I watched the movie I went home to sleep so I could think on the film properly though I did post a quick few words on my profile in when I had instant remarks to it stating that others had watched that garbage too; though it was worded a bit meaner.

The Witch (2015) had some fair ideas for a film, the acting for the most part was really good; the script was fairly well too. A few other items were basically done well like the location for the shoot, but… The background sound effects and music “OMG!, what was wrong with the person that done that?” This is one of the items which killed the film, and of course another item was the script mid-way through as they had lost track of the story and were looking for a way to close the film. I’ve not heard a real human that watched this film say anything good about it, and I’m very let down after all the hyped lies thrown around in marketing to pitch this as such a great film to sale the flavor of corn flavored shit to earn a buck. Horrible film.

Our Rating based on 1-5 Stars: 1 Star

IMDB Info –

A family in 1630s New England is torn apart by the forces of witchcraft, black magic and possession.

Plot or Story Line –

New England, 1630: William and Katherine lead a devout Christian life, homesteading on the edge of an impassible wilderness, with five children. When their newborn son mysteriously vanishes and their crops fail, the family begins to turn on one another. ‘The Witch’ is a chilling portrait of a family unraveling within their own fears and anxieties, leaving them prey for an inescapable evil.

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